That's intense
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Everyone says I win the strip club
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
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