I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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