Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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