Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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