I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Bring me that man meat
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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