Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
