why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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