Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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