i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Randomize
