I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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