Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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