Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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