How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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