You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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