love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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