don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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