Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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