UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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