i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
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