therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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