Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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