Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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