You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
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