We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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