I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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