i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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