so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
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