Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
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