yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Success! We fucked roommates!
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