i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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