i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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