awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
When are your genitals available?
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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