Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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