it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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