At least make sure they are 18
Why
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
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