so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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