What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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