Are we in a gay sports bar?
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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