We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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