Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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