why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
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