i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
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