Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize
