i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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