just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
Randomize
