I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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