FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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