I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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