yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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