did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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