I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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