we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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