The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
You have to summon your inner elephant
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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