at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
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