I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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